All right, count up here at 5.0.8. We'll drink and totes with a show of the day.

And we do have your headlines on the way at 5.50. But first quick, check on Mike Hogg and some of the stories and headlines, he is not working on. Well, thank you, Miles. The UK is banning pornography that depicts strangulation. Yeah, I read that today. All right. They don't want to see it anymore. It's illegal. Or rather they want to... I was like they say, like who is the day that say they don't want to see it?

Is this the public crying out going, hey, ban this or it's a couple guys, as is usually the case. Like, I don't like this. I'd be willing to bet. If I'm a betting man, I'm going to say it's people that like that that don't want to like that. that's fair but like like most porn sites, man, you don't have to click on that tab. Right. Or maybe somebody... Right, there's a lot of things that you can look down to the tab and say, hey, man, I'm not into that. And then what you do is don't click on that. You know, because it does... Correct. It does fall into one of those dangerous kinks, as they were. Sure. but that's also kind of the point of it. But it's fiction.

Right.

So my point is just like, if you put out a movie, Ted, you like Goodfellas. Love it. Godfather. Like, people get killed pretty graphically. Right. And I'm saying? Like, dude, again, but we accept it because it's make believebelieve. Exactly. So is porn.

Right. It's make-believe. And people, unfortunately, when it comes to pornography, they have a hard time drawing that line is where we're having a problem in society, too. Look, man, I will say this before. Well, if you look at it too much, people just keep getting into weirder and darker stuff. Yes. Sure. And I mean, look, fiction can have an absolute impact on people's decision making.

I remember seeing the movie Karate Kid at the theater.

I'm like 13, 14, whatever it was.

But as my mother and I are leaving the movie theater, there's two kids about my age standing on the sidewalk waiting for their parents to pick them up.

And one kid was standing in that crane pose. There was a buddy standing in front of, and a kid kicked him in the face. And dropped into the ground. And then we pulled off. But I thought, like, well, yeah, you kicked your buddy in the face. So I understand these things can bleed over, but also relax. Right. You know what, speaking of banning, folks in London want to impose a ban on making out in the tube before 10 a.m. Before 10 a.m. Afterwards, have addict. 10.01, let's go. But when does it start? What do you mean? When does it, like, end the pickup? When did we crossed in the nighttime in the morning? My guess is it 6 a.m. to 10 a.m.? My guess would be 4 or 5 a.m.

Really? That early?

Yes. Because, I mean, it's hard to fathom here in Seattle, but, like, the last calls a little bit later, people actually stay out and go to nightclubs and stuff. Like, I could see people in their early 20s making down a train at 5 or 6 a.m. Yeah. Yeah, I'm with him.

But also, it's gross.

It is, but you never know. You might get to see some boob. Yeah, I don't know. Like, you figure they're either in a new relationship or they're younger people. Correct. Yeah. Yeah, older people, they're not really into that type of gratuity. No, at least not publicly. Half of young adults admit to faking wealth, according to a new study. Don't. Why? How does that benefit? Right, there's zero point. It can only go bad for you. They're going to find out that you lied. You'd be better off lying that you're poor and having a lot of money than it going the other way. Right. Don't ever lie to somebody to make yourself look better. No. Because that always comes to the circus. Well, if you're trying to pick up a chick at a bar, I get him. Right. I'm actually six six. But even then, all you're trying to do is just score real fast. You know, that is correct. As soon as you just score the touchdown, you don't care what happens afterwards, right?

You're fine.

But the thing is, like, if you're actually trying to make something happen, just don't. Yeah. There's zero. I mean, they're young people. They get intimidated. They do. They do. Yeah, generally, it's going to be younger. You're also, you know, 20, 21. it's okay that you don't make six figures i know that they say it's not don't worry it's okay that you don't make six figures you're know that they say it's not, don't worry. It's okay that you don't make six figures. You're fine. I think it's tough too, is a lot of the

stuff they take in is just, you know, there's some of those streamers that have ridiculous wealth. Yes. A lot of them don't. A lot of them don't, but they give off that image. Yeah. well and that's and everything everything online is is hyperbole because that's how, that's how you get the views. That's how you get the reactions. That's how you get the eyes. But not everyone recognized that. Correct. Especially not in that age demographic. Everything needs to be that extremely. No, it's not. Here in the real world, none of it is. Put on your thinking cap, boys, time for the Merriam-Webster word of the day. It is an S-word that I give you 80% chance to get it right. It's an adjective that describes something that is done or said in a natural and often sudden way without a lot of thought or planning. An S-word, meaning something that is done or said in a natural or often sudden way and without a lot of thought or planning. An S word meaning something that is done or said in a natural or often

sudden way and without a lot of thought or planning. Spontaneity? You're very close, Miles. Spontaneous.

Yes, you got it. Well done. Well done. Can you say funky butt-loving?

Cancer rates are rising in people of all ages and demographics, and it sounds like obesity might be fueling it.

Oh, great.

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