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The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Today We Toast A Buddy

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Headlines Mike is NOT working on and the Shot of the Day

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0:00.0

Cut up here at 5.08, we'll drink a toast with a show of the day.

0:02.7

And we do have your headlines on the way at 550.

0:05.0

But first quick check on with Mike Hawk and some of the stories and headlines he is not working on. Well, Vaggy Miles, new research suggests Ozempic face as the culprit for a recent cosmetic surgery boom. That makes sense. What, you get a little flabby, so you got to get skin removed or tightened? Pretty much. Kind of hollow and all that.

0:01.2

Exactly.

0:02.5

Which, if you're willing to go the distance to artificially change, Flabby? Is he got to get skin removed or tightened? Pretty much. Yeah, you get kind of hollow and all that. Exactly.

0:18.9

Which, if you're willing to go the distance to artificially change what you look like, in one circumstance, of course, you're not. Those or the other, sure. I mean, that just happens with anybody who loses that much weight, too. Absolutely. Absolutely. Cors is releasing a deodorant. Yeah, like Cores the beer company Yeah, I saw this.

0:20.0

Does it smell like like Rocky Mountain air? Yeah, pretty nice. That's their idea which means it smells like nothing. Right. Which, ideally, I would rather smell like nothing than B.O. But maybe like a pine, you know. Right? I'm not sure what the trees are in the Rocky Mountains. It was like hops. That would, no. Yeah? I mean, they... Does that it smells like weed? You know it's gonna sell out. Of course. It's a novelty item. It's great branding. You know, they almost got me, even though I... If I had a charcoal grill, I'd probably get it. walked into Fred Meyer and not terribly long ago, it's like, Miller Light charcoal, all right. Why the hell do I need Miller Light charcoal? Well, you won't know until you buy it, Mike. I know. I see it in my store, too. I don't even have a charcoal grill. Right. And why? Have you seen the Miller Light Pringles? No. I've had them, Ted. Okay. Do they taste any different? It tastes great.

1:11.1

All right. I haven't bought them, but I've seen them. I'm like, well, I like Pringles. I like Miller-Light. They did a beer brought and they did a beer-can chicken flavor of Pringle. All right. Oh, so they were flavors. Correct. Nice. Great.

1:48.0

Plain turbulence is apparently becoming more common and more severe. Well, yeah, it's

1:52.3

humid. Right. So is the weather. Around the world. Right. It kind of adds up. What do you know?

1:58.0

The Merriam-Webster word of the D. The D. Are you guys ready? It is a D word that means someone that looks very much like another person. Doppelganger. Mailed it. Boom. I'm busy today. Well, I don't say it like that, dude. We finally get one. Well, yeah. Like, Alex Trebek never went, oh, well, this was an easy final draft for me. No, he just showed when he was disappointed that you didn't get the... No. There's just a way he said, like, geez, man. No. I love the one clip. It's like football stuff. Pretty simple. They don't get it, and he's just like, I can tell you guys love sports. They didn't you like call them nerds or something like that?

2:35.6

Seriously, yeah.

2:37.2

Then there was one where you remember how we did the interview process with everybody after that first break?

2:42.0

Yeah.

2:42.3

There was one where it was one.

2:44.2

I don't remember what it was that they were geeking out about, but it was something that they were interested in.

2:49.0

And they went on this big, long tangent about the thing that interested in the most and went, okay, and then we have Steve over here. He clearly had zero Fs to give about whatever they were talking about. He used to ask, you know, like Ken Jennings does it right. Here's some fluffy thing you said about yourself. Explain the situation. Trebek would do it in a way. Mike says, here you work as an ER nurse. How many lives have you lost in this month? Like, damn, Alex. Seriously, man. It's just trying to play trivia. Like, wow, ease up, man. A giant orange mole has popped up in a random district in the UK.

3:26.0

Hello. Hello. I'm an orange mole. I'm an orange mole. And I love

3:28.1

an orange mole.

3:30.1

Big orange mole. Don't smash me.

3:32.1

It's an inflatable thing.

3:33.8

Yeah. Oh. I'm not sure

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