A new report says people with good mental health have about five friends in their personal circle.

Okay.

Yeah.

And what if I told you that they all had an identity?

Nice.

Thank you.

The men's room top ten.

Ten types of people you can find in every friend group.

Everyone's got that one friend.

I know it looks like I haven't showered or worn clean underwear in 10 years,

but I have a job guy, but I don't like the job guy.

You know this friend, he's harmless, but he's always got some weird-ass thing to happen to him

that if anybody else told you this story, you wouldn't believe it.

But when Darrell tells you about it, you know it's true.

Like getting his flight canceled in Sioux Falls, South Dakota.

So he takes a Greyhound.

Takes him four days to get home.

And on the bus, he reconnects with his second cousin twice removed,

where they celebrate their reunion by drinking whiskey from a plastic bottle, then get kicked off for stealing a sleeping kid's fruit roll-ups.

Dear God.

All righty.

So let's see if we can identify all these different friends here.

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