Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Everyone, congratulations. A huge mazel tov on making it to the end of the week without losing your mind. Yes. And I just have so many personal updates to share that I'm just going to jump right into them.

Please do.

Because in so many ways, I'm a different person than I was on the show yesterday.

I hear that completely.

And in no order of importance, three major things happened in my life yesterday.

One, I moved.

It has just been such an exciting, treacherous experience, but made less treacherous with the most wonderful moving company roadway. Okay, by the way, I used them for my move two years ago. We used them for our studio move. Like everyone and our family uses them. They are true. And by the way, I've had the same movers every time. They're like the nicest guys. It is the best company. It's the best company. It's the best moving experience. I feel like I used to dread moving so much, but they really make it as pleasant as humanly possible. They do it all. They do it all. They've even given me a discount code to share with the toasters. It's Jackie 10. If you want to get 5% off long distance moves or 10% off local moves, head to roadway, have a link in my stories, use code Jackie 10 and get some money off your next move and start moving and grooving. Start moving and grooving. You moving like into this palatial, you know, palace in the sky has really got me. I've inspired you. All bent out of shape. And there actually is a identical unit in your building, like how many, like four floors up. Yeah. And I'm actually. I think you should take it i'm actually really thinking about it i just love my building so much i know i love my building and if you moved into my building like one theo and bruno best friends i know they would never spend a day apart i know like that's that's that's big you gotta it's like you gotta it's like you gotta it's like you gotta do it for your kids you you have to do it for the kids. Two, like you and I could be like podcasting all the time, like just running up and down and like creating content. No, I know. Three, like Ben and Zach could be playing Monopoly all day long. Yeah. And then like I'm, I really, I dread being alone. it's like one of my biggest fears, which is why like, I'm a home body and therefore Ben has to be a home body.

But like if you-

But like-

A building body.

If you, but not only that, like, I'm a home body and therefore Ben has to be a home body. But like if you...

But not only that, like, if you lived in my building or I lived in your building, like,

Ben could go do whatever he want and then, like, we could just like watch TV together. No, I know. I really think you should at least look at the unit. Yeah, no, I, um, it's so funny.

Like, buildings in New York are so snotty.

I actually reached out yesterday, like, after you sent me the link.

And I'm like, hey, like I'd like to come to the apartment.

And they were like, after you sent me the link.

And I'm like, hey, like, I'd like to come to the apartment.

And they were like before they're like, well, are you qualified for X, X and X? And I'm like, yeah, I think so, like, chill. Like, they're so, it's like, so, like, something about my name maybe doesn't give off like good vibes. They're like, well, we can't let you into the apartment unless we know that you have X,

and I'm like, okay, fucking nasty snot.

Yeah, I got it.

Bitch.

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