Good morning, girlies, it's the toast.

It's Jackson Claude and where you're host.

It's your favorite show, the fast-five things you need to know.

We'll start your day off, swirly.

It's the toast.

I sound amazing.

Welcome back to the toast Patreon.

Happy end of July.

E-O-J.

Also means end of fork.

Oh, thank fucking God.

But not if I have anything to do with it.

Well, honestly, the Patreon has been

contributing negatively to my mental health because this week, not only do you have a pargy fast five episode, Jackie and I are going to talk about all the coming and goings. It's like fast 10. I'm not whittling down stories. I'm doing every story that has in. You can't fucking put Jackie O in a box. You can't. And this is Patreon. patreon there's no rules there's no boundaries and i'm

going to skimp on stories that interested me lawlessness because i'm confined to five now i just want to say

that also makes it so that i could do four right but the jack giveth the jack also takeeth away

but because these are once a week episodes there's a lot to talk about and i I ain't skimping. And this week is the last week

of July, which means you have two episodes, this part G1, which I hope you're enjoying this beautiful

audio. So far so good. So far, I'm loving it. I'm having a great time. Why are we so much

better when we're not filming? Because I'm not wearing underwear. I'm wearing jamas that are

three days old that are standing up on their own, a nursing

bra that is covered in just things that aren't milk, you know? Ruby's foo. Like, I just feel more myself, Jack, and I decided to do an audio only. And I'm telling you, it's for the betterment of everyone and everything. The thing about audio only is every time we do audio only, it's just like better and funnier for whatever reason maybe we are different um and then we don't have the clips correct and then we wish we had the clips but if we would had the video we wouldn't have the moment we wouldn't have those moments so what you're not getting today in a video you are getting in a vlog on Friday we kind of teased last week this major vlog we were filming a major collaboration with a major artist a major collaboration with a major artist. It's called Kulab Shabbat. It's a collaborative Shabbat between Jackie and Ben. They cooked us a beautiful feast. We took you through the entire process. I'm there more just just as like a supportive friend. And a cinematographer. A cinematographer, I would say like a hilarious commentator. Yeah. Would you say? Yeah. Yeah. And so that'll be out today as well, maybe tomorrow. So you have lots to look forward to on this week's Patreon and just, you know, we're back. We are back. We're back. And here's one thing I'm not going to be talking about on today's Patreon. My son's sleep habits. Because you know what? And people told me this. They were like,

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