Toast Herstory: The Royal Toast (Original Airdate Friday, October 30th, 2020)

The Toast

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.3 • 33.9K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Watch the original episode here on Youtube. The Morning Toast with Prince William, Prince Harry and Queen Elizabeth William and Harry's royal rift was sealed by fate - and Diana, says author (Page Six)(11:20), Prince Charles Felt Dad Prince Philip 'Pushed' Him Into Marrying Princess Diana, Royal Biographer Says (US Weekly)(13:55) 'Jost Married!' Scarlett Johansson and Colin Jost Tie the Knot in Intimate Ceremony (PEOPLE)(15:50) Jonas Brothers read for the holidays with new song 'I Need You Christmas' (NY Post)(19:23) Kanye West gave Kim Kardashian a hologram of her dad for her birthday (Page Six)(23:03) Grimes Reveals Her 5-Month-Old Son with Elon Musk Is 'Into Radical Art': 'He Just Actually Is' (PEOPLE)(26:15) Keeping Up With The Kardashians Recap Southern Charm Recap The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Toast Patreon Merch Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry The Camper and The Counselor by Jackie Oshry Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good morning millennials. Good morning, brother. Good morning, brother. Good morning,
0:09.6	grandmother. Good morning, my grandsons. You are looking ravishing this morning, grandmother.
0:16.3	Thank you, you as well. You look so beautiful, grandmother. We are so happy to see you. Thank you for having me.
0:22.6	The most beautiful.
0:24.6	I can't keep the accent.
0:26.6	You are the most radiant woman in all of Great Britain.
0:29.6	Thank you.
0:30.6	So radiant, grandmother.
0:31.6	That's what you tell me.
0:32.6	Yes.
0:33.6	We love you so much, Grandmother. You, brother, are another story.
0:36.6	Oh, I'm another story.
0:39.7	Broke the family apart. Disrespected the crown, and I'm the problem.
0:45.5	Grandmother, can you believe this? What bullocks?
0:49.5	Bloody L, Grandmother.
0:51.1	Bloody L, you know that's not what happened.
0:53.0	That's exactly what happened, my, my Harry.
0:55.8	Grandmother, whose side are you on?
0:57.8	Harry, William, but I'll still love you.
0:59.2	Harry, why don't you go back to Canada or whatever it is
1:02.0	your... Los Angeles. Yeah, gallivanting around the country while your
1:05.6	duties wait for you at home. Don't you miss your duties?
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