Toast Herstory: The Royal Toast (Original Airdate Friday, October 30th, 2020)
The Toast
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🗓️ 17 July 2025
⏱️ 45 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning millennials. Good morning, brother. Good morning, brother. Good morning, |
| 0:09.6 | grandmother. Good morning, my grandsons. You are looking ravishing this morning, grandmother. |
| 0:16.3 | Thank you, you as well. You look so beautiful, grandmother. We are so happy to see you. Thank you for having me. |
| 0:22.6 | The most beautiful. |
| 0:24.6 | I can't keep the accent. |
| 0:26.6 | You are the most radiant woman in all of Great Britain. |
| 0:29.6 | Thank you. |
| 0:30.6 | So radiant, grandmother. |
| 0:31.6 | That's what you tell me. |
| 0:32.6 | Yes. |
| 0:33.6 | We love you so much, Grandmother. You, brother, are another story. |
| 0:36.6 | Oh, I'm another story. |
| 0:39.7 | Broke the family apart. Disrespected the crown, and I'm the problem. |
| 0:45.5 | Grandmother, can you believe this? What bullocks? |
| 0:49.5 | Bloody L, Grandmother. |
| 0:51.1 | Bloody L, you know that's not what happened. |
| 0:53.0 | That's exactly what happened, my, my Harry. |
| 0:55.8 | Grandmother, whose side are you on? |
| 0:57.8 | Harry, William, but I'll still love you. |
| 0:59.2 | Harry, why don't you go back to Canada or whatever it is |
| 1:02.0 | your... Los Angeles. Yeah, gallivanting around the country while your |
| 1:05.6 | duties wait for you at home. Don't you miss your duties? |
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