To Suck Or To Blow – That Is The Question

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:51:14 Is Meade Hitting The Bottle Too Hard? 11:50:09 Scatting Up A Storm 16:54:12 Lubricating Your Intestines With Testosterone Gel 22:48:14 Trans Latina Arrested 30:40:20 Support Distorted View! 32:43:16 The 11 Cock Rings Of Doom 36:29:00 Forcing Inmate To Lick Up Urine 40:02:18 Sucking Instead Of Blowing 43:04:20 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 […]

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0:00.0	Without further interruption, let's celebrate and suck some dick.
0:05.0	Hey Freaks, it's Tuesday, March 19th, 2024.
0:08.3	Coming up on the program today, does Meade Skelton have a drinking problem?
0:11.8	The evidence is mounting.
0:13.5	Plus the soothing sounds of butter scadding.
0:16.5	Lubricating your intestines with testosterone gel,
0:19.4	and how many cock rings can you stack on your manhood
0:21.8	before the gangrene sets in?
0:23.6	Fight out today.
0:27.6	That's how it's how it is to be a nation of crack horn,
0:31.3	drug addict, brain damaged prostitutes.
0:33.7	That's basically what we are.
0:34.8	We're just a totally drugged out, cigarette burns all over us,
0:38.4	mindlessly gibbering, watching Saturday morning cartoons,
0:41.6	laying in a flea bag hotel with stains all over the carpet.
0:46.2	We're just covered with slime.
0:48.4	We just watch the TV gibbering and drooling.
0:50.4	We don't have any front teeth.
0:52.0	The fellow reserve just comes in with a
0:53.5	nightstick if we ever argue and just beats us in the head. That's who we are.
0:57.8	That really is who we are. We're a drugged out prostitute who weighs about
1:01.8	90 pounds and cigarette burns all over with clumps of hair falling
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