How To Hire A Python To Eat A Child

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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On Today’s Show 00:00:00 The Distorted View Thursday Night Movie 00:24:16 Introduction 02:24:14 Old Gay Men Preying On Young Guys Online In The 90’s #GayDads4Sons IRC 08:50:07 Adult Phone Chat Lines 11:55:16 A Phone Sex Wakeup Call Service 14:52:19 Meade Has Lost Weight..And Maybe Exposed Himself 22:57:12 The Mighty Farting Power Ranger Fanatic 25:48:00 Smelling […]

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0:00.0	Tonight a nuclear bomb is sent back in time to destroy the past.
0:06.0	But when the scientist tasked with retrieving the device and prates a cavewoman named Tungo gunga,
0:11.0	will he fight for the present or follow his heart to the past?
0:14.8	Pre-historic romance meets suspense when Tony Randall and Vanna White star in this
0:19.7	made-for-gas station screen TV movie, Fall Out of Love.
0:25.0	Freaks, it's Thursday, March 14, 2024.
0:28.0	Coming up on the program today, The Erotic Wake Up Call Service that apparently didn't really catch on in the 1990s.
0:34.4	Plus getting aroused by smelling your sister's shit-stained underwear, hiring a Python snake
0:39.7	to eat a child, and posting a public notice that scrotal tugging is encouraged.
0:46.5	We are a nation that just recently heard that Saudi Arabia and Russia repeat to the heart.
0:57.0	Will repeat to the other. We'll rip it you fall. Ah, uh, uh,
1:05.0	I'm gonna come.
1:09.0	I'm gonna come.
1:10.0	Ah, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
1:13.0	uh,
1:15.0	W hurry to be.
1:16.0	uh,
1:17.0	I'm gonna, uh, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go
1:24.0	I'm going to go. I'm going go, I'm gonna go,
1:45.0	I'm gonna go.
1:47.0	I'm gonna go, uh, uh, uh, uh,
1:50.0	I'm gonna go,
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