Tonight a deadly affair leads to a man on the run. Sex, drugs, Caribbean voodoo, a stint at a trade school learning

H-Vac repair, a bacheball tournament, Several Haircuts, Skydiving, Land Jumping,

It's all coming up on today's exciting action-backed episode of Distorted View Daily.

Hey Freaks, it's Thursday, March 21st,

2024 coming up on the program today.

Who wants to see my cock-head?

It's out there, baby.

Plus, one U-Tard has a complete meltdown

while washing her face.

Trying to make out with the cops, says they arrest you,

and threatening to blow up an airport

because of them government chem trails.

Distorted View Daily

proudly presents another Craigslist personal ad reading by Cheryl Murkowski.

Seeking period blood sex 44 of Nassau Suffolk.

I seek a woman having their period I love that takes

to factional juices and blood I will give you the best

rule of your life if you get horny when your period of

always then give me a try I can ease your cramps by licking you into euphoria

I'm clean and as to be free you be too please I prefer a shave

the vagina but as long as your close cut and maintained, then get at me, please contact me for the detiles.

I'm available most any time.

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