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The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

To live life, is to learn

The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Joey Coco Diaz

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.818.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2026

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Summary

Nothing happens on the couch has been replaced and updated for 2026. Joey tells Lee why a comic union won't work, Joey talks about something he tries to never talk about, Lee and Joey look back at The Church's legacy and much more!

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0:00.0

Kick this motherfucker, Neil Lee.

0:04.9

What's happening, beautiful people?

0:06.7

We're here for another fun-filled episode of the Church of What's Happening now.

0:11.1

New Testament.

0:11.8

I'm here with my trusted fucking soldier of debt.

0:15.7

Cato Lee Syatt and Uncle Joey's here for another fucking whatever.

0:20.3

What up, Mook? Where you've been? You've been hiding lately? What happened? I've been in Saratoga. It was a good weekend. I went up and I got, uh, we got, we were talking about like how expensive food is. I went up to a place in like Albany and got barbecue that's actually pretty fucking good. But I had something...

0:38.1

Do you ever smoke before you go out, eat somewhere?

0:40.5

And then people...

0:40.9

What the fuck is wrong with you?

0:43.0

But the fucking people...

0:44.6

I had, like, this old...

0:45.4

I sat next to this old lady, like, we just...

0:47.3

I just sat at the bar to eat.

0:49.1

And she, like, as soon as I sat down,

0:50.8

she, like, turned up her nose and, like, loudly to the bartender. Like, someone's smoking a refra. Like, meanwhile, she was hammered at two in the afternoon. And I was like, I'm not, like, it's amazing that, like, people still get upset about it. I didn't smoke in the restaurant. I just smoked and went inside. I'm way bad. I'm saying, that's right. I got one for you for later. And that's it.

1:11.5

I'll never smoke that.

1:13.3

You know, she's ordering an Uber because she got three DUI. Oh, yeah. So it really don't, you know what I'm saying? Like, when those people, listen, marijuana is so far, like, out there now. Yeah. If you're still talking little shit about marijuana, you just, there's something wrong with you at this point in the game.

1:29.9

Oh, yeah.

1:30.6

And plus, I would think like a. there now. Yeah. If you're still talking little shit about marijuana, you just, there's something wrong

1:28.7

with you at this point in the game.

1:29.9

Oh, yeah.

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