kick this motherfucker meal leave what's happened you savages welcome to another fun filled

episode of the church of what's happening in our new testament becky's not here we got my

old man cato back his uh part-time honeymoon and we're ready for a whole new year what's up dog

dude i had a great,

great week. I did, I did something that I've only heard people do and it actually worked. And I'm, I can't believe I did it. What'd you do? When I checked into the hotel, I slipped the guy a hundred bucks and he gave me a much, like a huge room. He gave me credit to use at the. I thought, I thought they were going to make fun of me.

I thought they were going to, like, and I, like, I was fumbling with it the whole. I had it, like, I had the hundred bucks out with me in line. And at first I was going to slip up between the ID and the credit card, but he just wanted the ID. So I just gave him the ID. and then when I gave him the credit card, I said, hey, it's our honeymoon.

Anything you could do would be great.

And he upgraded us to like a suite with a balcony. It was awesome. And he gave me, I gave him a hundred bucks and he gave me that. He sent chocolates up to the room. And he gave me 150 in credit. So I made money on it. That was the coolest thing. I felt, I felt like such a douche,

but also like the coolest thing I've ever done. When I go on vacation, when I go on the road, I make sure it's stopping the bank. Okay. And I get like $200, maybe $300 and just $50. Because $100 is too much to give somebody. If it's worth, I'll give, you know, I always give about 100. But on vacation, those $50 bills, people lose their fucking mind. Oh, my God. You know, and listen, man, it's the old adage. Money talks and bullshit walks. You know, there was a time when I was growing up in New York City that if you had a reservation, right, you go into this restaurant. This is 30, 40 years ago. You're going to a restaurant. Even though if you had a reservation, if you didn't hand that fucking matrieree, a 20 or 30, he'd send you to the bar. Even though there'd be tables open, you'd be sitting at the bar for two fucking hours. Yeah. Just give him the fucking 50 bucks.

Get the nicest table.

You make his day. And, you know, and some people like, I don't understand how that works. It works. I didn't. And who knows? I don't, it might not have worked. and I wanted to do it the rest of the trip

because I got a

This was like an eye-opening trip to Vegas for me

It has completely changed. might not have worked and I wanted to do it the rest of the trip because I got a this was like

an eye opening trip to Vegas for me it has completely changed but it's like I can see why

you what you don't want to get nothing but standing in line the entire time even when I had a

a reservation at a restaurant you have to stand in line and like get to the front and then like

it's another line.

Are the restaurants that busy?

Were there busy?

Some of them were.

Some of them were pretty busy.

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