To Catch A Toilet Twink

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2022

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.498 Ashtabula’s Own Toilet Twink 2:52.564 Insurrection Fetish Videos? 14:35.522 Annoying Poetry Slam “Art” 19:35.534 Dysfunctional Family Visitation Showdown 25:08.065 Sign Up For The Sideshow 28:35.384 Incest Invades The Sims 4 29:37.753 Grandma Wants A Penis Tomb 34:15.577 The Curse Of The Farty Sadnwich 39:27.690 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 42:30.567 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. […]

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0:26.0	Freak says Friday, July 29th, 2022 coming up on the program today, Chris Hansen catches a toilet twink.
0:33.0	Plus pulling your putt at Nancy Pelosi's office, reciting your aggressive woman poetry like Dora the Explorer,
0:40.0	and you can now make characters do incest in the Sims.
0:44.0	All coming up today.
0:48.0	Distorted View Daily.
0:50.0	Outly presents some dumb girls who hit a bird with their car.
0:56.0	Oh my god, you're dead!
1:00.0	Who is the 10th?
1:02.0	As you're recording, now you're dead.
1:04.0	Oh my god, I'm dead!
1:06.0	I really did!
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1:10.0	No, you did not.
1:12.0	I did, I swear.
1:14.0	I was trying about not.
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