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Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2022

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 The Quality of Empathy 1:44.120 Meade Fights Against Fatphobia 6:59.946 Poz Load Porn With A Purpose 12:07.987 Butt Chugging ‘Tussin And An Anal Chain Drop 21:39.814 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today 24:22.710 Criminalizing Ghosting 25:39.037 Who Needs Some Of My Pure Untainted Semen? 29:47.238 Using Pitchforks and Whips As A Selling Technique 34:47.925 A Waffle House Robbery Ends With A Handful Of Napkins 37:46.176 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 39:46.176 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail […]

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0:00.0	Yeah, Franks, it's Wednesday, July 27th, 2022, coming up on the program today, when
0:05.7	Meade is angry, Shelley comes out to play.
0:09.7	Plus, educational HIV raw, puzzled sex, anal chain-dropping, and the leading website for
0:16.3	Fresh Untainted Seaman has been hit with a date of breach.
0:46.3	I've been the president of the big stand-up, I've never been in a way like that.
0:53.2	The second floor is out the sneakier, and I'm already looking at the back door.
0:58.4	I'm a photo of the friend of my bad girl, Boris.
1:02.4	I'm gonna say it, I'm gonna say it, good-bye, good-bye.
1:08.5	I'm a photo of the friend of my bad girl, Boris.
1:24.6	I'm gonna say it, good-bye, good-bye.
1:28.7	With Tim Hanson, drunk and negro-faced cookies, the vagina is full of eggs.
1:37.6	I know what abortion smells like, did you know abortion even has smell?
1:42.8	Yeah, everybody Tim Hanson, back here with you for the Wednesday edition of
1:48.6	Distorted View Daily got a great one for you today.
1:52.2	I was thinking about qualities in people, and I think one of the most honorable or desirable
2:00.8	qualities is the ability to express empathy, to be an empathetic person.
2:07.3	What is an even better quality?
2:09.6	Convincingly faking empathy.
2:12.7	I think I'm pretty good at that.
2:14.7	That's one of my qualities.
2:16.5	When I talk to you, you really think that I give a shit.
2:20.4	Oh, you lost your baby at drowned.
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