Spermy Frozen Pops And Stinky Panties

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Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2022

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 It’s My Birthday! 3:20.780 Tara Reid Is On TikTok And She Might Not Be OK 4:05.993 A Light Healer Speaks In Inter Galactic Tongues 7:09.509 Alex Jones Advances His War With The Robot Future 11:19.713 Bloody Butt Bubbles 16:40.196 Spermy Frozen Pops And Stinky Panties 22:57.288 Sign Up For The Sideshow And Support DV! 28:21.210 Chris Chan Banging His Mom Inches Closer To Trial 31:14.140 Indiana Don’t Want No Adult Baby Marts There 36:43.189 Florida Inmate […]

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0:00.0	Hey Franks, it's Monday, August 1st, 2022 coming up on the program today, blowing bloody
0:05.9	bubbles out of your butt, plus a light healer and President Trump cleans my aura, sucking
0:11.4	on gisticles while your right stinky panties emit a foul odor, and the case of Chris
0:16.7	Chan banging his mom is going to a grand jury.
0:30.0	Timmy Boo, Timmy Boo hands on that.
0:37.0	Don't touch my eyes, it's not as though it's that view.
0:44.8	My subscriber Cory has asked me to to a birthday song for his friend Tim, by electronic device
0:55.4	board is breaking down, and I just want to say happy birthday Tim, and it's all I can say.
1:25.4	Well, happy birthday Tim, it seems that my electronic keyboard has broken.
1:45.4	We're having a party, a birthday party, just for Tim, just for him Tim, handsome.
2:01.4	Give the candles a blow, and cut the cake, get on the blow, and get some cake.
2:13.4	Well, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday Tim, happy birthday to you.
2:25.4	We've got balloons, party hats and cousins, all for Tim, all for him Tim, handsome.
2:39.4	Well, you the birthday boy, you the party boy, three cheers ahead, hip hip, hooray, hip hip, hooray, hip hip, hooray, I see.
2:54.4	Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you.
3:04.4	This is the distorted view show with Tim Hansen, I'm going to lose my mind today.
3:09.4	Crystal Matthews is after 5-0.
3:11.4	Stop it, it's mega me A great, are you with me?
3:16.4	Okay, I love shit man, I love shit.
3:18.4	He ate his own feces.
3:20.4	Yes, Tim Hansen, back here with you on my birthday.
3:27.4	Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you.
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