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To Catch A Cheater: Is Her Roommate Feeling The Romance?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

She finally turned her roommate into her LOVER! But does he consider more than a convenient hookup?! We're gonna find out with #ToCatchACheater ! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Bird Show. We have done our bracketed tournament with the Jordan Little Wamey. Not this year. It's the busted baby brackets.

0:09.1

All right now don't get it twisted. We're assuming that little edibitty baby right there that wasn't so great looking in the beginning

0:14.6

It turned out to be a fine-looking lad

0:16.6

or a great-looking woman.

0:18.8

There you go.

0:19.9

I head to the Bert show.com to submit the picture of your ugly baby.

0:24.6

This feels very weird to say,

0:26.0

but this is what we are doing

0:27.0

because you all voted that yes,

0:29.7

we want to see ugly babies.

0:31.3

So we put it up to the birth show listeners and over 70% of you

0:34.5

said screw being PC let's see some ugly babies. God bless you guys and that's what

0:40.3

we're doing so you go to the birth show dot com fill out a quick form

0:43.5

submit the photo a couple of parameters the baby in the photo has to be three

0:47.7

months older younger doesn't have to be three months old now this could be your

0:50.7

22 year old son that came out looking like a troll.

0:53.0

If you want to submit him, then by all means.

0:55.0

Of course he's handsome now, but you know, again, when they first come out, they can be a little rough.

0:59.0

Busted.

1:00.0

Or you want to submit a picture of yourself.

1:02.0

You are self-aware enough to know that you... Or you want to submit a picture of yourself.

1:02.8

You are self-aware enough to know that you were a busted baby.

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