TMS 3016: Tinkle Target

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2026

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Banana in the pee hole. You Get NO Ibbotty, NO Bibbotty, and NO LT YAR! Queen of the Discord. Hypothetical Vermonter. Whitest Mexican in Vermont. I like the gross monkey stuff. Lewd and noooood. Dear John, Eff Off! Turn It Up To Ginger! Passing an Energizer. Vex-Mex Cuisine. Jump Rope for me Baby Doll. You Little Chits! Bethonged. No one puts prince in a box and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Did you guys know chickens are actually the closest living relatives to the mighty Tyrannosaurus Rex?
0:05.4	Well, even if you didn't know that, both chickens and T-Rexes would like you to support TMS today at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:14.4	Coming up on the morning stream, banana in the peahole.
0:17.0	Ooh, you'll get no ibidi, no b bibbidi, and no lieutenant y'ar.
0:22.7	Queen of the Discord.
0:23.9	Hypothetical Vermonter.
0:25.8	Widest Mexican in Vermont.
0:27.5	I like the gross monkey stuff.
0:29.5	Lude and nude.
0:31.9	Dear John.
0:32.8	F off.
0:33.4	Turn it up to ginger.
0:34.9	Passing an energizer.
0:36.3	Vexmex cuisine.
0:37.6	Jump rope for me, baby doll.
0:39.6	You little chits.
0:40.9	Be thonged.
0:42.0	No one puts prints in a box and more on this episode of the morning stream.
0:47.6	When you go from website to website by clicking on a hyperlink, you're surfing from one host computer to another.
0:53.5	That's why it's called surfing.
0:54.9	Why don't you beat it while you still have a beat to beat?
1:11.2	Humor me. I'm bleeding to death. Humor me.
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