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The Morning Stream

TMS 3017: Bone Nuggets

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2026

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Don't Juice the Dunaway. Bone Nugget. The Poplar Polar. Don't Weeze the Juice. The boot nugget is connected to bone nugget. Whack-a-Mole on the Way Out. We Like A Good Movement. I Do Like Smokemonster Veeeeeeeeee. Bored or Stoked. No Bottom Beaches. Comin' Down to the Rope! Not A Full Cigar Guy. Right Thigh Hot Mess. Don't check the hall closet. Fanning and Fanningless with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0

Brad Pitt worked for a chauffeur for a limousine company where one of his specific duties was driving strippers to bachelor parties. Things worked out okay for him. Work out things okay for you and us by supporting us today at patreon.com slash TMS.

0:14.0

Coming up on the morning stream, don't juice the dunaway. Bone nugget. The poplar polar. Don't weze the juice. The boot nugget is connected to the bone

0:22.3

nugget. Wackamel on the way out. We like a good movement. I do like Smoke Monster V.

0:29.7

Bored or stoked. No bottom beaches. Coming down to the rope. Not a full cigar guy.

0:34.8

Right thigh, hot mess. Don't check the hall closet. Fanning and fanningless

0:38.8

with Nicole and more on this episode of the morning stream. I live in my house and I like my space

0:45.0

and I like to go to sleep when I want to go to sleep and I like to turn on the television or read

0:49.5

when I want to read. So if I ever got married again, he would have to live next door.

0:56.3

The Ministry of Information doesn't want to know that robots are dealing in robots.

1:04.8

The morning Stream.

1:13.5

Let's do the time warp again.

1:22.5

Hello, everybody, and welcome to TMS.

1:25.7

It is the Morning Stream for, what is today's date?

1:26.4

June 1st.

1:29.7

June 1st. Welcome to a brand new month month that's a crazy thing to read out loud I can't believe June is already here yeah in 11

1:34.9

mere days we will all be well many of us will be hanging out together I look forward to it yes I need

1:41.6

this cold to leave my system can I I, can I opt out of updates?

1:46.1

Yes. Opt out of countdowns, please. Yes. You can opt out of countdowns. Until I get more

1:52.6

finished with the thing. It's funny. I joke that it's, I've got everything done. A lot of it just hasn't been assembled in the program that I'm going to use to display it up on the screen.

2:06.3

I sent a copy of it to KT Data this morning, who is sworn to secrecy.

2:13.5

He will not, this information will not leave his, his, uh, computer.

2:19.2

No.

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