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The Morning Stream

TMS 3015: Hoity Floity

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Etch-a-Sketch Bike Path. Olympic Vomiting. Take My Car Keys, Ladies! Wasp-Occupied Hot Tub. I don't like sweating PEEEEEEE! Eating Darts and Bowling. Quarters, what a scam. TSA Approved Chode Butter. TINA, where's my cycle suit. Pickling Balls with Dunaway. Heavy Millenials. Shoot Potatoes. Allen QuarterScam and the Lost States United. The Thickened Plottening. Big Tech Stuff with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0

Did you guys know that Batman's original suit was bright red in color?

0:04.2

What a big mistake that was.

0:05.8

Don't make big mistakes and instead support TMS today at patreon.com slash TMS.

0:10.7

Coming up on the morning stream, Etch-Sketch-Bike path.

0:13.7

Olympic vomiting.

0:15.0

Take my car keys, ladies.

0:17.5

Wasp occupied hot tub.

0:19.1

I don't like sweating.

0:21.1

Pee!

0:23.4

Eating darts and bowling Quarters, what a scam

0:25.0

TSA approved Chodebutter

0:27.0

Tina, where's my cycle suit?

0:29.8

Pickling balls with Dunaway

0:31.4

Heavy millennials

0:32.5

Shoot potatoes

0:33.9

Allen quarter scam and the Lost States United

0:36.4

The Thickened plotting. Big tech stuff with

0:39.3

Tom and more on this episode of the morning stream. Hi folks. This is Don from Don's guns. Have I got a deal

0:46.3

for you? Normally a membership here at Don's guns is $100. I'll give you an American-made gun

0:52.8

worth $80 as part of the membership.

0:55.8

Why?

0:56.4

You know why?

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