TMS 3014: Tree Blood on your Pancakes

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2026

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Little Goose Poop. Burlington Coat Filing Cabinet. Cat & Hot Tub Sitting. A Cartoon Education. Brian the Bar Fly. Gross Cluster of Crap Galaxy. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Rusty Murder Farming. We Need To See The Frog In Question. Brian live from a time zone that doesn't matter. Maple Tree Circulatory System. Blown with the sickness. Anti Chumbawumba. Grey Water Swimming. I'd tap that tree and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	The Great Basin bristlecone pine named Methuselah, located in California, is over 4,800 years old.
0:07.5	Don't wait as long as that tree to support your favorite morning podcast show thing unit at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:14.5	Coming up on the morning stream, little goose poop.
0:18.2	Burlington coat filing cabinet.
0:20.6	Cat and hot Tub Sitting.
0:22.3	A cartoon education.
0:23.7	Brian the Barfly.
0:25.0	Gross cluster of crap galaxy.
0:27.3	Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
0:32.2	Rusty murder farming.
0:33.5	We need to see the frog in question.
0:35.8	Brian live from a time zone that doesn't matter.
0:38.6	Maple Tree Circulatory System.
0:40.5	Blown with the sickness.
0:42.0	Anti-chumbabamba.
0:43.4	Gray water swimming.
0:44.5	I'd tap that tree and more on this episode of the morning stream.
0:49.4	Nice.
0:50.5	To surf the web, there are two things which are essential.
0:53.7	A web server and a browser. A surf in the web, there are two things which are essential. A web server and a browser.
0:56.4	Surfing the web, dude.
0:58.0	To get from one set of information to another, you use hyperlinks.
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