TMS 3013: Spoot Springsteen
The Morning Stream
Scott Johnson
4.7 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 21 May 2026
⏱️ 66 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The myth about Ozzie biting the heads off of bats was actually the other way around. |
| 0:04.0 | The bats would bite his head off. |
| 0:06.0 | Don't think too much about that. |
| 0:08.0 | And instead, think about supporting TMS today at patreon.com slash TMS. |
| 0:13.0 | Coming up on the morning stream, Burlington Airport has 12 gates and one coat factory. |
| 0:19.0 | Cocks! |
| 0:20.0 | Perry the podcaster. |
| 0:22.2 | It's a math Mario. |
| 0:24.5 | Why do I have spout in my head? |
| 0:27.6 | I don't like my waymo with feces! |
| 0:31.0 | Triggering by tectonic hurling. |
| 0:32.4 | Carbonated spumba. |
| 0:34.4 | Scott the dog, not the dude. |
| 0:35.9 | A giant ear, bud. |
| 0:39.3 | Beat up by 14 monkeys. Stretch before you sneeze sneeze Ben and Jerry's first doobie you know it was really a great time for white people |
| 0:44.4 | oh and no Wendy and more on this episode of the morning stream good evening |
| 0:49.4 | this is crime classics the end of the big bird. The morning stream. |
| 1:07.9 | Don't f*** with a babysitter. |
| 1:16.7 | Hello everybody. |
| 1:17.9 | Welcome to TMS. |
| 1:20.6 | This is the morning stream for May 21st, |
| 1:21.4 | 2026. |
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