TMS 3010: Shiddygutz

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Meat bread. Specificity Huffman. Chicken Broth Weekend. Appletooie. Dangly Ear Business. Deflated Shark...do do do do. Moon-Walkin' Chuckleheads. George Costanza, hooker buster. 100,000 songs just isn't enough. Mmmmmm Disposable Floor Pizza. Always be busting perps. No Moshpit Pogoing. I dont like citreeeeeeen. No Coverville Skankin. Kid tossing with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	McDonald's was looking to expand its menu and create a brand new finger food.
0:03.6	Their executive chef proposed and developed onion nuggets, bite-sized chunks of solid onion,
0:09.7	battered and deep fried.
0:10.7	They did not work out.
0:12.0	Here's what does work out.
0:13.3	Supporting TMS today at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:16.6	Coming up on the morning stream, meatbread, specificity Huffman.
0:20.5	Chicken broth weekend.
0:21.8	Apple Tui.
0:23.0	Dangly ear business.
0:24.4	Devlated shark doot doot doot.
0:27.2	Moon walking chuckleheads.
0:28.9	George Costanza hookerbuster.
0:30.8	100,000 songs is just not enough.
0:33.5	Mmm, disposable floor pizza.
0:35.9	Always be busting perps.
0:37.8	No mash pit pogoing.
0:39.6	I don't like citrine.
0:42.3	No coverville skankin.
0:43.9	Kid tossing with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:48.1	According to the story they tell, if you see this big bird, it's a sign that you're going to die real soon.
0:53.9	You are both right and wrong.
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