TMS 3011: Dr. Fullcoat Flipflops

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2026

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Sinbad Sideboob. Chunnel Choad. No InIbbotions. Mother Nature Animal Crossing. Dr. Waterpark, Medicine Person. I can't even remember what day we were stupid. Boleyn for Tudor-time. Duck Billed Lippypus. It's Old Like Us. Tell it To The Car. Driving John's Renot. June Sally Diane Jessy Raphael. Exploid the Boid. Bareboned Clock. Never Feeling Like You're Ahead with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	When Elvis Presley met President Richard Nixon at the White House in 1970, he wasn't just
0:05.0	looking for a photo op. He was there to actively volunteer to be a federal undercover
0:09.5	narc. You can be an official federal TMS supporter today at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:16.0	Coming up on the morning stream, Sinbad Sideboob. Channel Chode.-ibetitians. Mother Nature's Animal Crossing. Dr. Waterpark, Medicine Person. I can't even remember what day we were stupid. Bolin for Tudor Time. Duck-billed lip-a-puss. It's old, like us. Tell it to the car. Driving Johns Renault. June Sally, Diane, Jesse Raphael.
0:38.5	Exploid the blade.
0:39.7	Bare-boned clock.
0:41.4	Never feeling like you're ahead with Travis
0:43.5	and more on this episode of the morning stream.
0:46.6	Give that man a blue ribbon.
0:51.1	Now why didn't the bird explode when it was hit?
0:53.4	D.
0:53.6	D. M.S. D. Now, why didn't the bird explode when it was hit?
1:06.6	The Morning Stream Funny Shoes. Hello, everybody, and welcome to TMS. It is the morning stream for Tuesday, May 19th, 2026. I am Scott Johnson. That is Brian Hibbitt. Hibbitt. Hibbitt with an age. Write it down. And I'm inhibited. I am not inhibited. I'm far from inhibited. Oh lets loose baby darn right i do you ever seen him in
1:29.3	Vegas my gosh no there is no inhibitions no with this hibbit hey did you end up uh getting the brunt of
1:37.3	that weird storm we had here did you end up yeah yeah it uh we didn't we got snow in the high country
1:42.4	which is kind of funny for may but seeing photos of like
1:45.6	the ski resorts which closed because it was such a hot hot winter um like all now covered with
1:51.5	snow it's like oh those bastards i know um i just see like a not CEO but whoever runs
1:56.7	walking out on one morning going on ah shit arms folded shaking his head. Calling his assistant. Eric, get everybody back in here. We're back in business. Anyway. Yeah, we got tons of rain here. Drop down to the mid-30s, so didn't get to freezing point, which is good. Oh, that is good, because you guys have planted some things. You don't want to.
2:17.9	It did.
2:18.8	Yeah.
2:19.1	I mean, Mother's Day, basically the rule is you don't turn on your outside sprinklers
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