TMS 3009: Articulatey Fingers

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2026

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

The Squirrel Reach-Around. Boxed Wine. This is about the Panther Pee. Wrapped In Plastic Gummy Bear. Amy, Michael, Janet... and the rest! Breasts involved, but not in a fun way. Entropy, Philanthropy and Phil Panther Pee. Scott eats raw chicken and 2 grapes. Ant Protein Gummy. Stripping or Malfunction? The Travesty of Traverse City. Female bag of holding. That Joke Is Geriatic. I'll do it for $20. Pulling a Double Johnson with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	To stay in shape, Jay Edgar Hoover met with a group of officials every morning at 7 a.m.
0:05.0	On the White House lawn to play Hoover Ball, a game involving throwing a heavy medicine ball over a net and included a ball.
0:13.8	Think about that when you support TMS today at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:18.6	Coming up on the morning stream, the squirrel around boxed wine this is about the panther
0:24.2	pea wrapped in plastic gummy bear amy michael janet and the rest breasts involved but not in a fun way
0:31.9	entropy philanthropy philpanthropy scott eats raw chicken and two grapes. Ant protein gummy.
0:38.0	Stripping for malfunction.
0:39.7	The travesty of Traverse City.
0:41.7	Female bag of holding.
0:43.1	That joke is geriatric.
0:45.1	I'd do it for 20 bucks.
0:46.5	Pulling a double Johnson with Wendy and more on this episode of the morning stream.
0:51.7	Up to now, only one man had seen the bird and lived.
0:55.8	Among those who knew of it, panic, terror, and horror.
0:59.1	I'm sorry for my lack of manners.
1:12.3	The morning Stream.
1:15.5	It's only the thing on my nose and the hairpiece.
1:17.6	Everything else is fine.
1:26.8	Hello, everybody, and welcome to TMS. This is the morning stream for May 14th, 2026.
1:30.6	I'm Scott Johnson.
1:31.3	That's Brian, hi, Brian.
1:32.4	Hello.
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