TMS 3008: Dashboard Confessions

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2026

⏱️ 58 minutes

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A tooth in the hand is worth two in the bush. Stumpy Dong. Hula Jesus Duck. Frontier Dentistry. It's never your wife's fault. Cosplaying Knives Out!! Liverpudlians Say Relax! Tad Fooly Pubes. Tooth Fairy is Getting Sloppy. Guaranteed a Yank. Edge with peace and love. Poptart proctologist. Little Plushie Units. Nose Waxing Pulls Your Brain Out. Tech Time With Thomas The Tech Engineer and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Henry Ford once tried to build a massive utopian city in the middle of the Amazon rainforest called Fordlandia.
0:06.9	This is true, by the way.
0:08.2	It never really took, but the place was full of escorts.
0:13.4	Here's another idea. Support TMS today at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:17.5	Coming up on the morning stream, a tooth in the hand is worth two in the bush.
0:20.9	Stumpy dong.
0:22.1	Hoolah Jesus Duck. Frontier Dentistry. It's never your wife's fault. Cosplaying knives out. Liver puddley and say, relax. Tad-foolie pubs. Tooth Fairy is getting sloppy. Guaranteed a yank. Edge with peace and love. Pop-Tart proctologist. Little plushy units.
0:37.3	Nose waxing pulls your brain out.
0:38.9	Tech Time with Thomas the Tech Engineer and love. Pop-Tart proctologist. Little plushy units. Nose waxing pulls your brain out.
0:38.9	Tech Time with Thomas the Tech Engineer, and more on this episode of the morning stream.
0:43.7	It's just a bird. A big bird.
0:46.2	Guns, cannons, rockets. It's just a bird.
0:48.2	Dirty, son of a bitch and black shit.
0:50.8	D.
0:51.3	D. M. S. D. M. S. Black shit.
1:05.6	The morning stream, the whole damn shelf is breaking off. Hello, one and all, and welcome to TMS.
1:13.6	The morning stream is what that is.
1:15.1	And it is Wednesday, May 13th, 2026.
1:17.9	I am Scott Johnson.
1:18.6	That is Brian Abbott.
1:19.3	Hi, Brian Abbott.
1:20.2	Hi.
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