TMS 3007: Preloaded Pez

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Brian's coke rings. Warhammer $40,000. Chucked in the bin with peace and love. Taco Smell. Little Secret Opening. Do you like this raccoon penis? Hammered Pork. Stressful Like Euphoria. Holding the Stan Lee Cup. As god As My Witness, Tim Reid is Alive. NEW ACHIEVEMENT with Amy. It's Moisturizing Time. And ocean of lotions and a sea of serums. What's Justin Theroux doing these days, you know he's got Hotness. Livin' on the air in Cincinnati and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Keith Richards once stayed awake for nine days straight while recording the album Beggers Banquet.
0:04.9	That's a long time for that album.
0:07.0	Anyway, support TMS today at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:11.2	Coming up on the morning stream, Brian's Coke rings.
0:13.8	Moorhammer, $40,000.
0:15.9	Chucked in the bin with peace and love.
0:18.4	Taco smell.
0:19.4	Little secret opening.
0:20.7	Do you like this raccoon penis?
0:23.0	Hammered pork.
0:23.9	Stressful like euphoria.
0:25.2	Holding the Stan Lee Cup.
0:27.3	As God is my witness, Tim Reed is alive.
0:30.4	New achievement with Amy.
0:32.4	It's moisturizing time.
0:34.1	An ocean of lotions and a sea of syrums.
0:36.3	What's Justin Thoreau doing these days? You know he's got
0:38.9	hotness. Living on the air in Cincinnati and more on this episode of the morning stream.
0:44.5	Betty, you've always done a good job for us, but if you're going to stay, you're going to have to
0:49.2	learn Lotus and Word Perfect. It's all here in this 500-page manual. I really want to learn to use Lotus and Word Perfect, but who is time for a 10-week class?
0:58.6	It is now 9.30 a.m. breath time.
1:05.2	The morning Stream.
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