TMS 3006: Land O Face

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Make Your Own Bricks. Freshly squeezed Johnson. Missing Butter Woman. Hipster Denver deal. Lucy, Ginger, and DOG. Pubicdoodle. Land of 11,842 lakes. Spilt Drink Magnet. All The @s Were Gone. Boombots Pizza has to be Good. Center Seat by the Toilet. Roger S'Moore. Meet your hired killers on Slack. You're turning Blueberry, Blueberry! Science Doesn't Care With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Before they take off, birds actually shrink their digestive organs like their stomach and liver.
0:05.9	Birds are weird, man.
0:07.2	Anyway, support TMS today at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:11.6	Coming up on the morning stream, make your own bricks.
0:14.6	Freshly squeezed Johnson.
0:16.4	Missing Butterwoman.
0:18.1	Hipster Denver deal.
0:19.5	Lucy, Ginger, and Dog. Pubic doodle. Land of 11,842 lakes.
0:25.6	Spilt drink magnet. All the ats were gone. Boombat's pizza has to be good. Center seat by the
0:31.6	toilet. Roger Samor. Meet your hired killers on Slack. You're turning blueberry, blueberry.
0:37.3	Science doesn't care with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:42.1	I won't be a minute. I just don't want this to burn.
0:44.8	Please, sit down.
0:46.0	No tiki, no washy.
1:02.0	The Morning stream. Bad language makes for bad feelings.
1:13.0	Hello everybody and welcome to TMS. It is the morning stream for May 11th, 2025.
1:17.8	Isn't the 11th supposed to be something today? What is today? It's not 511.
1:20.9	Isn't there something? It feels like it, right? Or am I thinking of? There's a company called 511 that does like outdoor gear or something.
1:25.2	Right. But there's no like, I don't think that's what you're thinking of, but it's not some holiday thing we made up on the internet or something. Right. But there's no like, I don't think that's what you're thinking of, but.
1:29.2	It's not some holiday thing we made up on the internet or something.
1:32.0	Why am I thinking that of May 11th?
1:33.9	May 11th.
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