TMS 3003: Human Smoothie

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Is it too early to get a number sandwich? Rad-a-range. Run! It's Temecula! Happy Chocobo De Samba. Hungry Hungry Hobos. Chicken Adventures. Kissing the fence is not a euphemism. Feel The Rigidity. Tiny, Flexible, And Horny. Accidental Pocket Chocolate. Kellogg's Teflon Flakes. Alpaca Hair Head. Road Tripping to Nerdtacular with Bender and Bill. Place of Birth, 30,000 feet. Gaining a passenger and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Here's the truth. The fingerprints of koalas are so indistinguishable from humans that they have occasionally been confused at crime scenes.
0:08.1	Here's another truth. Support TMS today at patreon.com slash TMS and make more friends coming up on the morning stream.
0:15.7	Uh, is it too early to get a number sandwich?
0:17.8	Rata range. Run, it's to make your law.
0:20.5	Happy chocobo de samba.
0:22.4	Hungry, hungry hobos. Chicken adventures. Kissing the fence is not a euphemism. Fill the rigidity.
0:28.7	Tiny, flexible, and horny. These are all euphemisms. Um, yeah. Accidental pocket chocolate. Kellogg's
0:34.7	Teflon flakes. Alpaca hairhead. Road tripping to Nerdtacular with Bender and Bill.
0:39.3	Place of birth?
0:40.4	30,000 feet.
0:41.9	Gaining a passenger and more on this episode of the Morning Stream.
0:47.5	Gent, might a couple of hungry, hungry hobos take a feed from that aluminum snack box?
0:52.3	Jail's not so bad.
0:53.7	You can Mike's angry and the turlet.
0:55.3	The morning stream.
1:07.3	The whole damn shelf is breaking off.
1:10.6	The M-S-E-M-S-E-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R. The whole damn shelf is breaking off.
1:17.0	Hello, everybody, and welcome to TMS.
1:20.3	This is the morning stream for Tuesday, May 5th.
1:22.7	That would be the year 2026.
1:28.6	And this is episode 3003, which I like because it's like a little number sandwich.
1:30.3	Yeah, it's a little palindrome.
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