TMS 3004: Parmigone

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2026

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Microwave on Top, Party on the Bottom. The Mustache is Black, The Beard is White, Something Here Doesn't Look Right. Off leash kids. Baby Shark Morse Code. Porch Pooping Pups. Reesie Piecee loving freaks. No One's Favorite Martian. You don't have to eat RICE!! The least Karen. She Neither Gives Crap Nor Takes Crap. 38 seconds of smack talk. Drooly Emmer Effers. Nugget Adjacent. Dunaway is our resident alien. Tech Time With Travis er Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Early to bed, early to rise.
0:01.6	Makes a man boring and no one wants to hang around him anymore.
0:04.8	Come support us and hang around the tadpool at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:09.1	Coming up on the morning stream, microwave on top, party on the bottom.
0:13.1	The mustache is black.
0:14.8	The beard is white.
0:16.2	Something here doesn't look quite right.
0:18.6	That's all works.
0:37.6	It all works. Off leash kids. Baby shark morse code. Porch pooping pups. Recy's loving freaks. No one's favorite Martian. You don't have to eat rice. The least Karen. She neither gives crap nor takes crap. 38 seconds of smack talk. Drew Leamreffers.
0:38.9	Nugget adjacent.
0:40.0	Dunaway is our resonant alien.
0:41.9	Tech time with Travis, er, I mean Tom.
0:44.1	And more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:47.3	The marinerator, red pepper flakes, pasta, meatball,
0:52.6	Parmagon cheese.
0:53.8	Who smells like freaking Parpoise hark?
1:00.0	M-M-S-D-D-D-M-S-S-S-S-E.
1:05.8	The morning stream.
1:07.8	I'm bleeding to death.
1:09.9	Humor me.
1:21.0	Hello everybody. Welcome to TMS. It is the morning stream for May 6, 2020. I am Scott Johnson. That is Brian Ibit.
1:25.0	Yes. I'm going to go for a nice veal parmagon later today myself.
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