TMS 3002: May It Be With You, I Guess...

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2026

⏱️ 81 minutes

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I don't like bicycle BEEEES! May the fourth be equal to the mass times the acceleration. The Zoo Was Fine. Brian's Been Pollinated. A Hard & Fast Giggity. Arnold was almost in every movie. Chumbawumba B-side. Ball of Flesh. Reboot Your Half-Ass. Indifferent to the Monkees. You Lock Madame Web Down. May the day be over. If You Can't Beat Them... Whatever! Bruce the wrestler. The Dial of Density with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	The Kingdom of Prussia once had a military unit called the Potsdam Giants,
0:04.7	which was composed entirely of men over six feet tall.
0:07.1	They were treated more like prized collections than a combat unit
0:10.4	and were often bred with tall women into an attempt to create giant offspring.
0:15.5	Be good if I could read it.
0:17.0	Anyway, support TMS today at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:20.3	Coming up on the morning stream, I don't like bicycle bees.
0:24.9	May the fourth be equal to the math times the acceleration.
0:28.7	The zoo is fine.
0:30.0	Brian's been pollinated.
0:31.3	A hard and fast gigady.
0:33.1	Arnold was almost in every movie.
0:35.3	Chumbawamba B-side.
0:36.8	Ball of flesh. Reboot your B-side. Ball of flesh.
0:37.8	Reboot your half-ass.
0:39.2	Indifferent to the monkeys.
0:40.4	You lock Madam Webb down.
0:42.3	May the day be over.
0:44.2	If you can't beat him, whatever.
0:46.0	Bruce the wrestler.
0:47.0	The Dial of Density with Nicole and more on this episode of the morning stream.
0:52.1	When one of my species experiences deep feelings of love, we enter a so-called receptive state.
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