TMS 3001: Medal of Amber

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2026

⏱️ 75 minutes

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I'll Take a Triple Millennium with Extra Foam. The Enshittification of All Things. Thickened Liquid Humps. Rack Hell Welch. Shmuper Shmirus. Rhymes with Shmyanide. Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Birthmarks. Reaper Acres Retirement Home. Jurassic Bubble. Avoid the Newman. The Right Side Of The Hump w Brian Dunaway. Billy Pumpkins. 3 Thousand and one and tell me that you love me. The Quantum Supremacy w Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	If it was called 3,001 a space odyssey, we could tell Dave that we can't do that.
0:05.5	Or we could tell Dave to support TMS today at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:10.6	Coming up on the morning stream, 2001.
0:13.0	A stream odyssey.
0:14.1	I'll take a triple millennium with extra foam.
0:16.5	The inshittification of all things.
0:19.3	Thickened liquid humps.
0:20.7	Rack hell welch.
0:22.5	Shmooper Shmiress.
0:24.8	Rhymes with Shmianide.
0:26.6	Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's birth marks.
0:28.9	Reaper Acres retirement home.
0:31.0	Jurassic Bubble. Avoid the Newman.
0:33.0	The right side of the hump with Brian Dunaway.
0:35.1	Billy Pumpkins.
0:36.1	3,001 and tell me that you love me.
0:38.9	The Quantum Supremacy with Tom Merritt and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:44.4	If you look as broad as this, and you'd rather look as slim as this, try the AIDS-reducing
0:50.1	plan.
0:50.9	Delicious tasting AIDS candy contains vitamins and minerals, no drugs. Taken with a hot drink before meals,
0:58.0	AIDS helps you curb your appetite. Smells like a jackstrap.
1:02.0	The Morning Stream.
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