TMS 3000: Trashnesia

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2026

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Crystal Herpes. TMMMS. Absent Wife Disorder. Encyclopedia Briantannica. Mansplaining Deodorant. 3000 episodes. They Said We Shouldn't Do It. BUT WE DID! This Is The Pre-Orgy. All Friends, No Benefits. I dont like Herpeeeeeees. Alicia saves the day. And I'm Also Into Crystals! Chaos With Purpose. Fortnite Grandma. The Are Three Thousands. Dan and the Holy Grails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Every once in a while, you get a bad cup of coffee or a crappy sandwich and you regret those purchases.
0:06.9	That will never happen when you toss us your dollar.
0:10.0	Support TMS today at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:13.5	Very dramatic for a 3,000th show.
0:15.6	Coming up on the morning stream, Crystal Herpes.
0:18.4	T-M-M-M-S.
0:20.4	Absent wife disorder. Encycl brian tannica mansplaining
0:24.6	deodorant three thousand episodes they said we shouldn't do it but we did this is the pre-orgie
0:30.3	all friends no benefits i don't like herpes alicia saves the day. And I'm also into crystals.
0:38.8	Chaos with purpose.
0:40.3	Fortnite Grandma.
0:41.7	There are three thousands.
0:43.9	Dan and the Holy Grails and more on this episode of the Morning Stream.
0:49.0	Later on nightlines, sex and violence on TV.
0:51.6	We say we don't like it, but the ratings say we do.
0:54.1	Planet Verteigungscanon commandant. Planet Verteigants. Sex and Violence on TV. We say we don't like it, but the ratings say we do.
1:13.5	Planet Verteitingscanon commandant. The Morning Stream, where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.
1:24.2	Hello, everybody, and welcome to TMS.
1:35.2	This is the Morning Stream for April 28th, 2026 episode 3,000. What? What? Crazy. Can you believe it,
1:40.9	Brian? Look at that. Can you believe it? I couldn't find my TMS. I looked too. I couldn't find it either. Yeah. I know I've got it. I just don't know. Somewhere in the Frogent Studios, the Frog.
1:46.5	The old frog.
1:48.3	The old frog.
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