TMS 2999: Bison Biscuits

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2026

⏱️ 70 minutes

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This is About the Mugs of Pee. Oh My God, They Killed Daryl! YOU BASTARDS! Old Man Johnson has a Sex Dungeon for delivery people. Justice Butthole. Party Like It's 2999. Saliva beast horn monster. Read me say that. Horses In The Morning. Slide Rules! Rogan-sized ribbed for your pleasure. Brian's Animal Style Date. I Don't Like Drive-thru Weeeeeeeeeed. 10 Cloverville Lane. 3 Worthless Bits of Trivia with Stephen. The one where the Doctor finds weird shit and solves it in 40 minutes and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	What do you do when your pizza comes covered in mushrooms? And you did not order mushrooms.
0:04.5	You eat it, dummy. Anyway, support TMS today at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:10.6	Coming up on the morning stream, this is about the mugs of pee.
0:13.7	Oh my God, they killed Daryl. You bastards. Old man Johnson has a sex dungeon for delivery people.
0:19.3	Justice Butthole. Party like it's
0:21.2	2999. Saliva beast horn monster. Read me say that. Horses in the morning. Slide rules.
0:28.7	Rogan-sized ribbed for your pleasure. Brian's animal style date. I don't like drive-through
0:34.7	weed. Ten Cloverville Lane.
0:38.0	Three worthless bits of trivia with Stephen.
0:40.3	The one where the doctor finds out weird shit and solves it in 40 minutes and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:46.4	Almost $3 for a burger, fries, and a shake.
0:49.7	What if I brought Harold and the two kids?
0:51.8	It's not passing the smell test.
0:54.0	It's not passing the smell test. It's not passing the smell test.
0:56.2	The morning stream.
1:09.6	Oh my.
1:17.1	M-M-S-S-S-T. MorningStream. Oh my. Hello, everybody.
1:18.0	Welcome to TMS.
1:18.8	This is the morning stream for April 27th, 26.
1:23.6	And here's the wild thing about that.
1:25.4	It is episode 2,9009.
1:29.5	Whoa, 29, just 2999.
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