TMS 2998: Sephora for Men

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2026

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Chocolate Dong Booster. Veiny Snickers. The Weird Baby Mascot Era. Mugging For 3000. Can't See Idahigh. In New Jersey, Annoying Drivers Find you. Be All That You Can Be in the Nerd Army. Thiccers. Attempted Mooooorder. Shiny Angry People. Hey, Y'Got a Hundred Bucks? Chocolate Vein. This is About The Chimpanzee. Brian does simple math. Some Amygdala Work with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	We've all heard of the fifth element, but have you heard of the sixth?
0:03.0	That's us.
0:04.1	And what better way to celebrate the sixth element than by supporting us on patreon.com
0:08.6	slash TMS today.
0:10.8	Coming up on the morning stream, chocolate dung booster.
0:13.5	Vainy Snickers.
0:14.8	The weird baby mascot era.
0:16.6	Mugging for 3,000.
0:18.2	Can't see y'ar to high.
0:20.0	In New Jersey, annoying drivers find you.
0:22.7	Be all that you can be in the nerd army.
0:25.3	Thickers.
0:26.2	Attempted murder.
0:28.6	Shiny angry people.
0:30.6	Hey, you got a hundred bucks.
0:32.5	Chocolate vein.
0:35.8	This is about the chimpanzee.
0:38.2	Brian does simple math.
0:40.0	Some amygdala work with Wendy and more on this episode of the morning stream.
0:45.6	Hey, where's your warrant?
0:47.3	This is private property.
0:48.9	Put a zipper on your mouth and shut up.
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