TMS 2997: Captain Pedantic

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2026

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Windows 11 Can Eat A Turd. Post Apologetic Movies. The Correct Amount of Vermonts. Slappin Larry the Mannequin.The precipice of Linux. You Mad Max, Bro? I Am John Legend. The Boot Loopin Boogy. Ibbot Headroom. Hot Larry and his fourteen wives. I trust Dr. Pepper. Tesla and his pigeon. Terrible Shrimpeater. Foamy soft serve. Lord of a Ring with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	A horse is a horse, of course, of course.
0:01.9	But what does the horse think? Well, the horse thinks you should run over to patreon.com slash TMS and support this show today. Duh. Coming up on the morning stream, Windows 11 can eat a turd. Post-apologetic movies. The correct amount of Vermont's. Slap and Larry the mannequin. The precipice of Lennox. You mad Max, bro? I am John Legend. The boot loop and buggy.
0:23.8	Ibit headroom.
0:24.7	Hot. and Larry the Mannequin. The precipice of Linux. You mad max, bro?
0:22.1	I am John Legend.
0:23.6	The boot loop and buggy.
0:24.4	Ibit headroom.
0:26.5	Hot Larry is his 14 wives.
0:28.0	You know, I trust Dr. Pepper.
0:29.5	Tesla and his pigeon.
0:30.7	Terrible shrimp eater.
0:31.9	FOMmy soft serve.
0:36.3	Lord of the Ring with Tom and more on this episode of the Morning Stream. No need to say the whole thing, Inspector.
0:39.6	I know what FBI means.
0:41.8	They suck. They're terrible.
0:48.1	The Morning Stream.
0:54.8	A fake ID works better than a guy fox mask.
1:04.7	Hey, everybody. Welcome to TMS.
1:08.5	This is the morning stream for Wednesday, April 22nd, 2026. My name is Scott Johnson. That guy's name is Brian.
1:15.1	Hello, I'm here. I am that guy. You are that guy. You know that guy over there.
1:20.6	That guy. Yeah. What accent is this we're doing here? I don't know what this is.
1:24.7	That guy over here.
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