TMS 2996: Garden package toss

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2026

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Raspberry Beret Starfish Jam. Throwing meat at dogs. Pulsating beauty filter. World War chimpanZee. Earthworms Smell Like Earth. The HhhhWIG party. Infinite Stuf. Hop into the Hooey. I Don't Like ONE MILLION Beeeeeeeeeeees! Paycock. Bat Dance Neutral. Clifford the Big Red Muppet. Weird! Shit in his Lunchbox. Sugar and Lard with Amy. Rope barking and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	It's a virtuous thing to help the nice neighbor lady take her trash to the curb.
0:04.2	It's a virtuous thing to grow your own vegetables.
0:06.6	And it is a virtuous thing to help out your favorite morning show podcast at patreon.com
0:12.1	slash TMS.
0:13.5	Coming up on the morning stream, Raspberry Beret Starfish Jam.
0:16.9	Throwing meat at dogs.
0:18.8	Pulsating beauty filter.
0:20.3	World War chimpanzee.
0:22.1	Earthworms smell like Earth.
0:23.7	The Whig Party.
0:25.4	Infinite stuff.
0:26.5	Hop onto the hooey.
0:27.7	I don't like one million bees.
0:31.5	Haycock.
0:32.1	Bet Dan's neutral.
0:33.6	Clifford, the big red Muppet.
0:35.1	Weird shit in his lunchbox.
0:37.0	Sugar and lard with Amy.
0:38.7	Rope barking and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
0:44.0	For four years, scientists have tracked ploys.
0:46.6	She made her way from Banff National Park in Alberta, up and down the Rockies.
0:51.6	In that time, she's made three round trips between Canada and Wyoming, covering 40,000 square miles.
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