TMS 2995: Manually Stamped

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2026

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Free Bag of Nuts with Every Swag Bag. He Played The Red On-Air Light. The Flippin' Flippers! Bagtacular Nerdtacular. Oh, It's A Turd! Meta without the verse. Mark Suckerberg. I Don't Wanna Spill All My Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeans! Kevin, Do We Care About Skating? It's Gotta Be These Corpse Hands. Picasso and M&M's. Happy WEEEED Day! Hand Carved Frog. I'm Cuckoo for Cocoa Prints! Coming at the Atmosphere too hard with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	What would President Bartlett do?
0:02.1	Everything better.
0:04.0	What should you do?
0:05.2	Sign up today at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:08.1	Coming up on the morning stream.
0:09.7	Free bag of nuts with every swag bag.
0:12.1	He played the red on air light.
0:13.6	The flippin' flippers.
0:15.0	Bagtacular, nerdtacular.
0:16.8	Oh, it's a turd.
0:18.2	Meta without the verse.
0:19.6	Mark Zuckerberg.
0:20.7	I don't want to spill all my bees. Yes. Oh, it's a turd. Meta, without the verse. Mark Zuckerberg.
0:23.8	I don't want to spill all my bees.
0:26.3	Kevin, do we care about skating?
0:28.1	It's got to be these corpse hands.
0:29.8	Picasso and Eminem's.
0:31.3	Happy weed day.
0:33.0	Hand-carved frog.
0:34.7	I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Prince.
0:40.5	Coming at the atmosphere too hard with Bobby and more on this episode of the morning stream. Before you approach, you take them two guns of yours and you lay them on that rock over yonder.
0:46.6	Because he was naughty, I suppose.
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