TMS 2994: That Bong Dingo Guy

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2026

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Idiocracy was a future documentary. Chuck Adjacent. I'll Eat Your Outrage Milkshake. I saw the band Twice once. Lawsuit-Induced Heroin Addiction. That's My Secret. I'm Always Offended! You Cut My Fiber, I'll Cut You! The Kim Johnson Lasagna Teleportation. My money is on Ringo. Call before, ya dig? Spudging it. Shunking the Road into a Truck. Slowly stopping at Brian's house. No Titles From TRPW Today. Positivity Olympics with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Ever have a good cup of coffee and think, that was the best part of waking up?
0:04.6	No?
0:05.4	Yes, neither.
0:06.6	We happen to think the best part of waking up is TMS in your ears.
0:10.6	Support that effort at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:13.9	Coming up on the morning stream, idiocracy was a future documentary.
0:17.7	Chuck adjacent.
0:18.6	I'll eat your outrage milkshake.
0:22.5	I saw the band twice once.
0:28.1	Lawsuit induced heroin addiction. That's my secret. I'm always offended. You cut my fiber? I'll cut you. The Kim Johnson Lazzania teleportation. My money is on Ringo. Call before you dig. Spudging it.
0:35.2	Skunking the road into a truck. Slowly stopping at Brian's house.
0:39.0	No titles from TRPW today.
0:41.3	Positivity Olympics with Wendy and more.
0:43.9	On this episode of the morning stream.
0:47.4	You think I care about dentists?
0:49.7	I don't care about dentists.
0:51.7	Nobody cares about dentists.
0:53.6	I went through his pockets. Frisked him,
0:55.9	as they say in the stories.
1:00.9	The morning stream. Ironical, isn't it? An archangel needs a monkey to get a vision from God.
1:20.3	Hello and welcome to TMS.
1:21.9	This is the Morning Stream for April 16th, 2026.
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