When was the last time you balked yourself in the head with an empty cardboard tube? Well, it's time to do that again and remember what makes you you. And while you're at it, swing over to patreon.com slash TMS and support this morning show concern today. Coming up on the morning stream, swabbing his what? Filling holes in cheese with Dunaway. Reverse Pimento Leaf. Once, twice, three times a K-pop fan. Powdered face borg. Texas can eat a chode.

Never accept any wooden bitcoins. Moby Dick, like Spider-Man? Scott's Brick of Coke. I kind of like the worst candy. Being around other people teaches you how to be around other people. That shark ate me boat. Team Beardos. Zer Escaping your manscape.

Moore's Law.

No more with Tom.

And more.

On this episode of the Morning Stream.

You, salt!

I've got salt.

Smell it.

Smell it.

Nancy.

I've been farting into the same sofa cushion for the last 18 months.

M.S morning stream. What do you say? We get nipple to nipple. Hello and welcome to Tipple.

Hello and welcome to TMS.

This is the morning stream for Wednesday, April 15th.

It is tax day here in the United States.

I hope you've all submitted your complete and full taxes.

I've submitted my taxes and I've paid my stupid money.

Me too. And I hate it. Yeah. And I hate it especially when I don't like what I'm paying for right now.

Exactly. Yes. It'd be one thing if I did, but I don't. So, but look, I'm a good citizen. I've never missed a house payment. I've tried real hard to, you know, be the honest guy. I've never cheated on my taxes. I'm not going to start today. But damn it, taxes can eat a chode. Yeah. Anyway, hello, everybody. That's Scott and Brian and uh we're here to do a show uh we got

a morning show to do it's wednesday and uh you know we got things to talk about for example i'm so

excited about this so dumb but i'm excited yeah so now uh as as uh nerdtacular bags and and swag and all

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