TMS 2988: Seductive Bread

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Do Muppets have biological eyes cuz I like really wanted to know. Stress of the White Lotus. Keeping Carbohydrated. Chicken of the bedroom. The Lemon Teas and the Whatnots. Sharing Isn't Always Caring. You'll have no David, no Keith and no Lt. Yar! Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice... & A Time Machine... AND A CAVEMAN! Onlybread dot com. Combover Chicken. Smoking Guns and Barrels and Bears, Oh My! There are TWO Nicks. Cock Is Obvious. Fight the Pollen. Geezin with Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	We neither took plums nor left plums. There are plums on the tree. Rather than simmer on this
0:05.9	dark conspiracy any further, support the show at patreon.com slash TMS today. Coming up on the morning
0:11.5	stream, do Muppets have biological eyes because I like really wanted to know?
0:15.9	Stress of the white lotus. Keeping chibohydrated. The chicken of the bedroom. The lemon teas and the what-nots.
0:22.7	Sharing isn't always caring. You'll have no David, no Keith, and no Lieutenant Yarr. Mike and Nick and Nick
0:30.3	and Alice and a time machine and a caveman. Onlybred.com. Com over chicken. Smoking guns and
0:36.8	barrels and bears, oh my.
0:38.4	There are two nicks.
0:40.2	Cock is obvious.
0:41.3	Fight the pollen.
0:42.2	Pollin.
0:43.2	Geisen with major spoilers and more on this episode of the morning stream.
0:47.5	Want me to run through a field of flowers, nude.
0:50.4	Run through a field of flowers, nude?
0:53.7	Your flower looks like an anus with a stem.
1:01.4	The morning stream smells like apple pie.
1:15.9	MSS. Stream smells like apple pie. Hello everybody and welcome to the morning stream. This is TMS for Monday, April 6th. The year is
1:21.8	2000 and 26. I am Scott Johnson. That is Brian Ibit. Good wonderful Monday morning to you. Welcome back. Yeah. Sorry about
1:29.7	TMS Friday, everybody. I became very ill over the weekend and I'm feeling much better today.
1:35.7	Good. Brian likes to give things numbers. I'm going to see if I can do that. Yeah. Give me a percentage.
1:40.1	What's your percentage? If I'm, if being, being fully not sick is 100, obviously.
1:47.7	This is the idea.
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