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The Morning Stream

TMS 2987: Double Patty Business

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2026

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

My Crunch Wrap Was Not Supreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeme! Hey Dooby Brother! cut that hair! Buck Fiddy Glizzy. Crazy Rich Neighbours. I am no Chuck! We Have Stuff... & Things! Is it too early to get a walleye sandwich? Cod Adjacent. Too much meat for Brian. Web-based Nar. Chuckfusion. In n Out, the experience. All your schedule holes are belong to us. College, the best time to be poor. Pooping On Your Yum w Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0

Can you feel your pants loosening up?

0:02.0

That's what happens when you get your jeans wet.

0:04.5

Later on, it will feel very weird, so we would change it if we were you.

0:08.7

Or change, not change it.

0:10.2

Just change if we were you.

0:11.4

On another note, sign up at our Patreon at patreon.com slash TMS today.

0:16.3

Coming up on the morning stream, my crunch wrap was not supreme.

0:23.0

Hey, doobie brother, cut that hair.

0:28.6

Buckfitty, glizzy. Crazy rich neighbors. I am no chuck. We have stuff and things.

0:34.7

Is it to really get a walleye sandwich? Cod adjacent. Too much meat for me. Web-based gnar.

0:37.8

Chuck Fusion. In and out, the experience experience All your schedule holes are belong to us

0:40.8

College, the best time to be poor

0:42.7

Pooping on your Yum with Wendy and more

0:45.2

on this episode of the Morning Stream

0:47.9

Tid Pau

0:49.0

Now I know there are a number of ways we can make fun of her name

0:52.1

Like Kongpaw or I suppose, tid-poo.

0:56.0

So let's have none of that.

0:57.2

It's very important you fully prepare yourself for what you're about to see.

1:10.5

The morning stream.

1:12.2

They're coming to get you, Barbara.

1:14.5

There's one of them now.

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