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The Morning Stream

TMS 2989: Black Licorice Adjacent

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2026

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Stop Body Shaming My Alien Queen. Avengers: Dunesday. Little Bum Cheeks. SquareFrog NoPants. Human Eyes (clap clap) We're Biting you! Flys That Bite Eyes. The Elephant Can't Consent. The neighbor's kid is barking again. Hoodoo Voodoo Magic Poof. I Played Bass For Tribal Luminescence Back In '85. Partial Nipple Exposure. Mountain Dew Pepto Blast. Great Doctor. Small Fingers. Bundle your home and auto with Spider-Man. Girthy Bats with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0

If Captain Kirk and Commander Sisko ever got into a fist-to-fist fight, who would win?

0:04.8

We would win, that's who.

0:05.9

Keep winning by joining the TMS Patreon at patreon.com slash TMS today.

0:10.9

I said, win.

0:12.0

Coming up on the morning stream, stop body shaming my alien queen.

0:16.2

Avengers Doons Day.

0:18.1

Little bum cheeks.

0:19.4

Square frog.

0:20.4

No pants. Human eyes, we're biting you.

0:24.5

Flies that bite eyes. The elephant can consent. The neighbor kid is barking again.

0:30.4

Hoodoo Voodoo, magic poof. I played base for tribal luminescence back in 85. Partial nipple exposure.

0:36.8

Mountain dew peeptoblast.

0:38.4

Great doctor.

0:39.2

Small fingers.

0:40.1

Bundle your home and auto with Spider-Man.

0:42.6

Gertie Bats with Bill.

0:44.0

And more on this episode of the Morning Stream.

0:47.4

Why don't 3D printers print 3D printers and then just return the 3D printer that

0:53.6

the 3D printed? Stop thinking return the 3D printer that the 3D printed.

0:54.6

Stop thinking with your glands.

0:59.7

M.S. D.

1:01.3

D. M.S.S.S.

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