If there's one thing I know for sure, it's that your leftover pizza is gone if you leave it in there and I am home the next day. Anyway, we could sure use your support over at patreon.com slash TMS today. Coming up on the morning stream, shits are fine. Huge, disgusting, grandma-shaped lady. Do genies have belly buttons because I like really wanted to know? I have nipples, Greg. Can you bet on me? Gun neurosis. F-bomb streaker. All quiet on the licorice front. Salmon Dunaway. Better call Calisi. Includes no real pandas. Fudging up your no F-bomb record. Genies are pirates with no legs. Rambo was totally birthed. Old folks in the chat room.

Glasses to Hereby with Tom and more on this episode of the morning stream.

I'm the ramrod around this place and you better start giving me a yes sir.

You're going to get the roof of this house pulled down on your head.

Teens can have fun without dancing like sex perverts.

M.S. without dancing like sex pervert. The morning stream.

Let's do the time warp again.

Hello everybody and welcome to TMS.

This is the morning stream for Wednesday, April 1st, 2026.

I am Scott Johnson.

That is Brian Ibid.

Hi, there.

Welcome to the humpday, middle of the week, the heart of your week.

Your weekday is right here.

And the very tip of a new month.

That's right.

And you know what? I'll say this right now to those, you know, on the fence about joining the Patreon. Yeah. You miss some great pre-show content. Oh, yeah. No. Brian did a comparison of black licorice. A licorice taste test. Black licorish taste test. Sign up today and you can still see it and hear it that's right even though you missed it right we give you the old we give you all the old stuff you still get

it you can still get it but you but you didn't hear it live yeah it's this this is not our gun

but this is ours nope that's not how that phrase goes. There are many that look like it, but, uh,

none of them are here.

No.

That's, that's it. None of them are here. I remember that great line in full metal jacket. This is my gun. There are many of, many like it, but none of them are here. Probably shouldn't go to war when that's happening. Probably not. So I got a couple things.

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