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Hello, everybody. Welcome to TMS. It is the morning stream for Tuesday, March 31st, 2026. I am Scott Johnson. That is Brian Ibit. Hello. Hello, and welcome to the end of March. It's it. This is it. Yeah, end of March. End of March. Is it going out like a lamb for you or going out like a lion? Did it get it backwards? It is it is stelthing around like a panther who wants to eat me. Oh, gosh. Okay. That's how this is how the end of March is feeling. Although in like a lion out like a panther that wants to eat? Yeah. Or a jaguar. Wait, so aren't Panthers just something else? What's the deal with Panthers? There's something with Panthers. Yeah, they're really pigeons, just like doves. No, what is it? Is it a Puma and a Panther are basically indistinguishable unless you know? Right. Like, it's just based on something like that. I don't know the deal. I really don't. I'm no animalologist. Yeah. And that isn't even a word. So anyway, it's good to see you all. Hope you're all doing well. Brian, I hope you're doing well because we matter most. And then, you know, we take care of our own oxygen and then we pass it to the kid next to us. And that's the audience. So we know the order of how people need to be doing here on the show. I got a thing real quick. It's a contest I made for you. Cool. I love a contest. Yeah. It's a little silly, but it's, I don't know, just hit me the other day whilst, oh, I'm on the wrong. Here we go. It was on the wrong thing that whole time. It hit me the other day while I was watching some old show on one of these channels that just does like, you know, here's the 80s TV channel and it just runs episodes and you just kind of have it. Different. It's almost as if you were living in must see TV or something for. Yeah. It's like you're you, you, it's what we used to do kind of, right? Yeah, kind of right. You have to put it on and just have it on because you weren't time shift in that business. It's like we'll listen to the radio. So here goes. We're going to talk or we're going to do this here deal. So these are stingers that they play like transitional between, we're in this scene in the house. But now we need to go to the malt shop where everybody's hanging out. Let's play a little... Correct. Or maybe the credits just ended,

and this is our first scene after the first set of commercials. And you get a little lead-in music

or whatever. And I think you're actually doing really well. There are only six of these.

I just have a feeling you have a good

air for this. So I'm not thinking that I'm going to stump you too hard, but there might be one or two. As long as none of them are Dukes a Hazard or Knight Rider or any of the good show, quote unquote, good shows that I didn't watch, then I should be fine. Well, what's surprising is how few actually did it. There were, um, I didn't do mash, for example, because mash is, I think, too simple.

Yeah, too simple. Yeah, I'm trying to think about the Mesh. Like, and it was early. They didn't do it later. I was going to say, yeah, they did it like in that first season probably. Season one, season two, and there was way more of a sitcom and less of a

poor as hell kind of show.

Yeah.

So I didn't use them, but I used a bunch I think that you will do well with. So here, let's start with this one. Throw it out here. I'm not giving any hints in terms of year or era or any of that. Well, is just do it raw.

We're going to raw dog these files.

All right, here we go.

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