TMS 2984: Big Pastrami

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2026

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Paying in Dong. Big Meat Log. Tinker, Taylor, Soldier, Pokemon. Plenty of Boob Tape. These Pescatarians Are Stabbing All The Fish. Then What Was Scott Feeding the Cat?!? Old Wilted Carrot And A Piece Of Gum. You Get NO Murders, NO Teslas & NO LT YAR! I Wanted Waffle House, So I Went to Waffle House For Waffle House. I don't like Greg with two geeeeeeeeeees! Newspaper underwear. The picture of the Cat on the tin means that it contains chunks of Real Cat. A Pointless Kerfuffle. Grunts and Pain. Judy Dench cool and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	We are free to change our lives, but the more paths we can see, it's harder to take a single
0:06.3	step, unquote.
0:07.7	Sure, but how does one support the morning stream Patreon?
0:10.9	Simple.
0:11.4	Go to patreon.com slash TMS today.
0:14.2	Coming up on the morning stream, ping and dong.
0:17.1	Big meat log.
0:18.4	Pink or Taylor Soldier Pokemon.
0:20.3	Plenty of boob tape.
0:21.3	These pescatarians are stabbing all the fish.
0:24.1	Then what was Scott feeding the cat?
0:26.2	Old wilted carrot and a piece of gum.
0:28.5	You get no murders, no Teslas, and no lieutenant yard.
0:32.7	I wanted Waffle House, so I went to a Waffle House for Waffle House.
0:36.2	I don't like Greg with two geese. Newspaper
0:40.7	underwear. The picture on the cat on the tin means that it must contain chunks of real cat. A pointless kerfuffle.
0:46.4	Grunts and pain. Judy Dench Cool. And more on this episode of the morning stream. In 1985, Brian Adams
0:53.4	released summer 69.
0:55.4	With that same time frame,
0:56.7	if somebody wanted to release a song like that today,
0:59.3	it would be called Summer of 2010.
1:01.4	Have a nice day.
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