FDR once said, the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.

That sounds like a guy that never found a used condom in his grilled cheese sandwich.

Anyway, you best get over to the TMS Patreon at patreon.com slash TMS today and register your devotion appropriately.

Coming up on the morning stream, dig your own grave and save.

First dead, first served.

I don't like cups with cat pee! We taste with our smell. Dush noodle. None of this is live. None of this is real.

It ain't legal until it's done in Mississippi. Cat urine is an acquired taste. Nobody goes to secret

pizza because it's too busy. Playing the Leo moment. He

ordered a virgin. He didn't get a virgin. A nice healthy pork-based breakfast. To toe to toe with crow.

Perfect diner food. His name is Balls with Nicole. And more on this episode of the morning

stream. The Nintendo GameCube scheduled for a November 5th launch at a super retail price of $19999.

That guy sneezes into the meat.

The Morning Stream. I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.

Hello everybody and welcome TMS. It is the morning stream for March and Monday, March 23rd, 26. I am Scott. That is Brian. Hello. Hello. Welcome to another brand new week of TMS. Yeah, baby. This is not a recording. Yep. I mean, look. I mean, it might be a recording, actually. If you're listening to this as a podcast, this is a recording. Oh, that's true. Yeah, anybody who hears this after we're live, it's a recording.

It's a recording.

Actually, you know what?

Everybody, we even are on a seven-second, six-second buffer. Oh, that's true. Even they're technically hearing it as a recording. The live people are hearing a recording. Yeah, it's true. None of this is live, none of this is real.

Starting to feel existential dread.

It's really live to us. Like, I'm hearing you live or you're hearing me live. We're the only people here in each other live. Yep. That's in there. And there it ends. Good night, everybody. Just kidding. We're here. We're here for a full day. We got Dunaway coming up. We got recommendals in the Cole a little later. Excited about all this stuff. Another rough weekend here at the Johnson House had another funeral to deal with. And went fine. Just funerals go. But boy, I'll tell you, doing two of those in two months is not a that is not a thing I'd like to repeat. No, I'm sure.

Now,

frequency sucks, man.

It feels like there's probably, there's got to be some relief that, because she, you know,

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