TMS 2980: Jackson Polyp

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2026

⏱️ 73 minutes

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The Call is Coming from INSIDE the Colon! Hi Brian! How's Your Arsehole? We Only Want Her Laying There For HALF A Day!! Mom's got a fresh batch of runnin' butter! Spider crotch phone. With great polyp comes great responsibility. Schmidt Crateefter. Must Hang Sally. Pinchers vs fangs. You sleep. I watch. Nekkid Phone. Stoned and funny. They Named the Cat Winston. I've moved the yogurt. I do like SLEEEEEEEEP with Wendy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Did you know that Snoopy would be 76 years old in 2026?
0:03.8	That's like 532 in dog years.
0:06.8	Anyway, sign up and support our Patreon at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:11.2	Coming up on the morning stream, the call is coming from inside the colon.
0:15.5	Hey, Brian, how's your arsehole?
0:18.3	We only want her laying there for half a day.
0:20.4	Mom's got a fresh batch of running butter.
0:22.7	Spider-crotch phone.
0:24.2	With great poll up comes great responsibility.
0:27.3	Schmidt-Kratiefter.
0:29.1	Must-hang Sally.
0:30.6	Pinchers versus fangs.
0:32.1	You sleep, I watch.
0:33.3	Naked phones.
0:34.3	Stoned and funny.
0:35.6	They named the cat Winston.
0:37.3	I've moved the yogurt. Stoned and funny. They named the Cad Winston. I've moved the...
0:38.3	Oh, I've moved the yogurt.
0:40.0	I do like sleep with Wendy and more on this episode of the morning stream.
0:46.6	I blew out my knee jazz resizing, so I don't want a guy that's too active.
0:50.9	Judas Priest, man.
0:52.1	D.
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