TMS 2982: Spoonfuls of Lard

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2026

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Regretting The Hot Dog. Bird Fingering. I Don't Like Chatty Phlebotomeeeee. Effin' BitCoin! Pocket Taco Seasoning. Local Hate Figure. Real Guinnea pig, fake jaw. Glissy in the Sun. Certain Protein Bars. Have I told you I have BitCoin. 98 Problems and a Frog Ain't One. Is there Diplomatic Immunity for Nerdtacular cuz I like really wanted to know. The humpsman. You don't know Jovovich. If You Want a Travis, Eat a Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	They say the only things you can count on in life are death and taxes.
0:04.0	We'd like to add one more to the pile.
0:06.0	Helping TMS on their Patreon will absolutely help the show stay on the air.
0:10.0	Find out for yourself at patreon.com slash TMS today.
0:14.0	Coming up on the morning stream, regretting the hot dog.
0:17.0	Bird fingering.
0:18.0	I don't like chatty flabata me.
0:22.2	F-in-Bitcoin.
0:23.1	Pocket taco seasoning.
0:24.4	Local hate figure.
0:25.8	Real guinea pig.
0:26.9	Fake jaw.
0:27.8	Glissy in the sun.
0:29.1	Certain protein bars.
0:31.2	Have I told you I have Bitcoin?
0:33.2	98 problems and a frog ain't one.
0:35.2	Is there diplomatic immunity for Nurtacular?
0:39.4	Because I like, really wanted to know?
0:41.5	The Humpsman.
0:42.3	You don't know, Jovovich.
0:44.1	If you want a Travis, eat a Travis.
0:46.0	And more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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