TMS 2979: Pinch, Don't Punch

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2026

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Hump plumping injectables. Dr. Early Fingers. Sloan And The Family Sty. Tarot Card Psychic Never Saw It Coming. How Evil is Your Residence. You'll have No Will Smith, No Sean Penn and No Lt. Yar! Camel Tampering. Mumbo Jumbo Salesman. All The Shillelagh Ladies. Tiny Pricks In The White House. This Tea isn't very Clare. All the food Brian can't have today. No Prizes For Randy. She Does Look Like A Rachael. Being Philanthropistic w Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	If you find a four-leaf clover, the best thing to do is sell it on eBay and then use those funds to support our Patreon for good luck at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:10.0	Coming up on the morning stream, Hump Plumping Injectable.
0:13.1	Dr. Early Fingers.
0:14.8	Sloan and the family sty.
0:16.5	Tarot cards. Psychic never saw it coming.
0:18.9	How evil is your residence.
0:20.6	You'll have no Will Smith, no Sean Penn, and no Lieutenant Yarr.
0:25.6	Camel tampering.
0:26.6	Mumbo jumbo salesman.
0:28.6	All the Shalala ladies.
0:29.6	Tiny pricks in the White House.
0:31.6	This tea isn't very clear.
0:33.6	All the food Brian can't have today.
0:35.6	No prizes for Randy.
0:38.7	She does look like a Rachel.
0:43.8	Being philanthropistic with Amy and more on this episode of the morning stream.
0:48.9	We just saw a fantastic example of a world leader using the magic of selling to assist our guests.
0:54.8	Now it's up to you to make what we just saw reality in every Toys R Us location on June 13th when Game Boy advanced is released.
0:56.0	How did you know that was there?
0:57.0	He was watching through a crack in the door.
0:59.0	The morning stream. He's taking a dump in a can.
1:22.3	Hey, everybody, get out your shalili's and grab your ladies.
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