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Hey, everybody. Welcome to TMS the morning stream. Today is Monday, March 16th, 2026. I'm Scott. That is Brian. Hello. We, hello. We made it through the aides of March just fine. Thank goodness. Well, yeah. Yeah, rough. It's been a rough month.

It has been a rough month.

I guess, yeah, that's questionable, actually.

Actually, I'll say January through March,

have been a real stupid months for me anyway.

And, you know, I don't know how you start a war between my mother's death

and my mother-in-law's death.

You know what I mean?

Just nestled right between there is a war. Right in the middle we attack Iran and I'm like, oh, really? Come on now. It's not a war. It's an excursion. Because somebody once told me it was an incursion. I couldn't remember that. So I called an excursion.

We call it an excursion.

It's an excursion.

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