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The Morning Stream

TMS 2977: Bartholomew Cheesecake

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2026

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Are There a lot of Cherries in the Black Forest? Zee Coconuts. Letter swaps to Anus. The Ancient City of Zubba Zubba. The Romulans and the Capulets. Gotta get down on Pi Day. The All Day Bird. Marky Mark Removal Specialist. Kip-Bo Spaghetti. Bask In The People. The General Geezer Area. Brian likes pina colada. No Mermaid Left Behind. A Very Limp Biscuit. Being A Jerk About It w Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0

They've taken the hobbits to Eisengard. Hurry up and get onto our Patreon before it's too late. Patreon.com slash TMS is the place coming up on the morning stream. Are there a lot of cherries in the black forest? Z. Coconut's. Letter swaps to anus. The ancient city of Zubba Zubba. The Romulans and the Capulets. Gotta get down on pie day. The all-day bird. Marky Mark removal specialist. Kip-Boh spaghetti. Bask in the people. The general geeseer area. Brian likes peanut. Oh, Brian likes Pinacolada. No mermaid left behind. A very limp biscuit. Being a jerk about it with Wendy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

0:40.5

San Canyon.

0:42.0

Yes, you know, the place we used to go on picnics.

0:44.9

I can't hear you.

0:45.8

Okay, I like it, Picasso.

0:47.1

The Morning stream.

0:58.9

You are listening to Adele Dazim.

1:06.7

Hello and welcome to TMS.

1:08.5

This is the morning stream for, what is it, March 12th, 2026. I am Scott Johnson. That is Brian Abbott. Hello, Brian Abbott. Hello. We're inching ever so close to Pie Day. Too bad Pie Day will be on the weekend. Oh. We'll have to go eat pie after we record film sack on Saturday. Do we ever get a pie day on a Friday?

1:28.4

Because that'd be cool. Sure. Yeah. Should average out about once every seven years. A Friday pie day. I don't want to wait that long. That sucks. No. But you can have pie on this Friday on the 13th. That's true. There's nobody stopping us from having pie anytime we want to have pie. Yeah. Have pie any time you want.

1:44.5

I feel like unless there's a

1:45.9

a bespoke pie There's nobody stopping us from having pie anytime we want to have pie. Yeah. Have pie anytime you want.

1:44.5

I feel like unless there's a bespoke pie shortage, we should be able to get whatever pie we need.

1:52.4

I think so.

1:53.2

Yeah.

1:53.6

Pies are easy to come by.

1:56.3

You know what?

1:56.7

Here's a question, though.

1:58.2

Yeah.

1:59.7

I'm partial to berry pies of various sorts.

2:03.0

Blueberry pie, raspberry pie,

2:05.2

blackberry pie.

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